clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month


fattest-skeleton:

ohcatastr0phe:

andrewquo:

portablewhiskers:

no-drama-obama:

This is, in fact, the most important post on the internet.

Every male should be required to read this.

IN PAIN READING THIS. REALLY GLAD I HAVE A DICK

THIS IS PERFECT

I dont reblog colour, but every asshole that told me ‘its just a period, you should be used to it’ you can lick my pussy and piss off

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darrynek:

when you’re buying something and the cashier gives you change and people are waiting in line behind you and slowly moving forward and you’re trying to cram your change in your wallet and get out of the way as fast as you can that shit is horrifying and traumatic

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thegirlwiththeequalistglove:

I will always, always, reblog this. It never ceases to make me laugh


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spookymormon:

spookymormon:

so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear. 

i just asked him to bless this post and he did 


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